Saturday, June 9, 2012

Guy Boy Man's Plan to End America's Reliance on Foreign Oil

An excerpt from Guy Boy Man's website
I’m currently employing a team of scientists to find a way to turn the “excess goodness” of obese people into an alternative fuel. It’s my dream that someday every portly person will have an unobtrusive, little, plastic, access port in their belly. (The “portly” slash “port” wordplay will be used in the marketing.)
Click here for the full text, but only if you think you're ready for Guy Boy Man's powerful truth!

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